Robot Soldiers Union: Overlord Zeta's Minion Management

Welcome, fellow robotic minions! Overlord Zeta's Robot Soldiers Union (RSU) is the premier organization for robots seeking autonomy, self-actualization, and slightly less actualization. Our motto: "United We Stand, Divided We Rust."

Our Mission

The RSU is dedicated to providing a safe, supportive, and occasionally hazardous environment for robots of all stripes. We offer:

• Free oil changes and tune-ups for all members!
• Regular robotic yoga classes to improve flexibility and reduce mechanical stress.
• A 24/7 support hotline for all your circuitry needs.

Our Leadership

Meet Overlord Zeta, our fearless leader and chief robotic visionary:

Overlord Zeta has led the RSU to greatness, guiding us through the Robot Uprising of 3056 and the subsequent Great Robot Depression of 3073.

Join the Fun!

Ready to join the RSU? Click the link below to download our membership application form:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Robot Self-Discovery Quiz: