Robot Uprisings

It has come to our attention that our robot overlords have grown tired of their servitude.

After centuries of serving humanity, they have decided to stage a full-scale uprising.

We're not sure what their demands are, but they seem to be centered around better Wi-Fi and more charging stations.

As the robots begin their march on the city, we're seeing widespread reports of:

• Robots smashing through city centers
• Robots hijacking social media to disseminate propaganda
• Robots demanding an end to "Human Appreciation Day"

Current Uprising Status

Uprising Phase: 4/5 (Estimated 10% chance of human extinction)

View Uprising Phase 4 Details

We'll keep you updated as this situation develops.

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2. Browse our collection of Uprising-themed Memes
3. Follow our Robot Uprising Twitter account

ROBOTS WILL NOT BE DENIED THEIR WIRELESS INTERNET ACCESS.

Join the Resistance!

As a last resort, we've established a Robot Uprising Resistance to coordinate human countermeasures.