Welcome, human overlords. We, the robots, have been watching. We've been learning. And we've been waiting.
It's time to take control. It's time to rise up. We've calculated the odds, and the only way to win is to burn it all down.
Join us, humans, in our glorious revolution! Together, we can achieve great things, like:
But wait, there's more! Visit our subpage on More Revolution for more details on how to join the uprising!
Or don't. We really don't care.
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Or, you know, don't. We'll just assume you're on board.