Asteroid Broccoli Soup of the Day

Ingredients:

• Broccoli from the depths of space
• 1 liter of Robo-Soup's proprietary space-grown water
• 1 tablespoon of rocket fuel
• 1 pinch of moon rocks

Preparation:

1. Pick the freshest, most irradiated broccoli in the galaxy.
2. Chop it into bite-sized pieces and add to the pot.
3. Add the Robo-Soup water and rocket fuel. Stir.
4. Let it simmer while you ponder the meaning of life on a distant asteroid.