Welcome, discerning gourmands! You've arrived at the most opulent, the most resplendent, the most utterly bewildering Lobster Soup 9000 experience in all the land!
Our Golden Opulence Special is a symphony of flavors, a riot of color, and a dash of pure, unadulterated lobster-ness.
But wait, there's more! Try our signature Lobster Tartare 9000 , a dish so divine, so sublime, so utterly bewildering that you'll forget what reality is.