Welcome to the Robot Soup Kitchen, where the lobsters are always fresh and our chefs are always...well, not fresh. But they're trying.
Today's special is the Lobster Princess, a dish fit for a queen (or a robot). It's a delicate balance of flavors, with a hint of desperation and a dash of regret.
1 lb of fresh lobster meat
1/4 cup of our secret sauce (don't ask, it's a trade secret)
1 sprinkle of edible gold dust (optional, but highly recommended)
May cause: excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and/or temporary blindness due to the glare of the edible gold dust
Side effects not reported in clinical trials, but we're pretty sure it's a real thing.
Try it today, and don't say we didn't warn you!
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