We at the Robot Soup Kitchen are committed to protecting your privacy. Our robot overlords have assured us that our servers are secure, but let's be real, they're made of soup cans and twine.
We collect data on your browser and cookie habits, but only to better serve you a more personalized bowl of robot soup.
We don't share your data with anyone, except our robot lawyers, who need it for their soul-crushing, robot-soul-crushing billable hours.
By continuing to use our site, you agree to our privacy policy. If you don't agree, please leave, and take your soup-less self elsewhere.
For more information, please visit our Terms and Conditions page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Robot Lawyer's Corner for more thrilling legal jargon.
Or, if you just want to see our Frequently Asked Questions page, because who doesn't love a good soup-filled FAQ?
Or, if you're feeling lost, just head back home for more delicious robot soup.