Robot Risotto Recipe

Ingredients:

• Robot-oil (1L)
• Broken circuit boards (3)
• Wiring scraps (1kg)
• Oil can (1)
• Broken dreams (as needed)

Instructions:

1. Melt robot-oil in oil can over low heat.

2. Crush broken circuit boards in a mortar and pestle.

3. Add wiring scraps to crushed circuit boards. Stir until smooth.

4. Add broken dreams to robot-oil mixture.

5. Stir until desired consistency achieved.

6. Serve in 1L bowl, garnished with a side of despair.