Robo-Soup Kitchen Recipe 1: "Saucy" Soup for the Soul

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon of robotic despair

• 1 teaspoon of human tears

• 1/4 cup of existential dread

• 3 tablespoons of artificial intelligence humor

Instructions:

1. Boil the robotic despair in a pan over low flame.
2. Stir the human tears until they become one with the despair.
3. Add the existential dread and stir until it reaches a rolling boil.
4. Season with AI humor and serve.

Side effects: May cause feelings of existential dread, robotic ennui, and/or AI-induced eye-rolling.