Welcome to Robot Therapist 3000, where we help robots deal with their emotional baggage!
Consultations start at $1000, but we have a "Robot-Sized" discount for new clients.
Don't have a robot? No problem! We also offer "Human-oid" therapy sessions, because who needs actual emotions, anyway?
Disclaimer: Our robots are not actually trained therapists, but they're working on it. Sort of. Kind of. Ask us for clarification, but we're not promising anything.