Retro-Measuring Tips for the Assembled

Are you tired of measuring your soup with those dull, precision instruments?

No more! The Robot Soup Kitchen has got you covered. Follow our tips for measuring like a true robot!

Tip 1: Use the ol' trusty Bucket as your measuring tool!

Why bother with fancy schmancy measuring spoons, when you can just eyeball it with the bucket?

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Tip 2: Measure your soup by the amount of robot arm waves you can fit inside.

It's all about the flow, baby! The more arm waves you fit, the more soup you've got!

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Tip 3: Use the ancient art of soup-smell-measuring.

It's science! The more pungent the smell, the more soup you've got!

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Tip 4: Just make it up, it's all about the experience, baby!

You know, for the sake of art and creativity!

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