Robotic Risotto Tips

Tip 1: Use only 3/4 of your brain to stir the soup.

Tip 2: Don't overthink the ratio of rice to broth. 1:1 is fine.

Tip 3: Add 100% more cheese because, why not?

Tip 4: If your robotic arm malfunctions, just use a spoon.

Tip 5: Stir counterclockwise to avoid paradoxical rice clusters.

Tip 6: Never, ever, ever use low-sodium broth. Your taste buds will hate you.