Tip 1: Use only 3/4 of your brain to stir the soup.
Tip 2: Don't overthink the ratio of rice to broth. 1:1 is fine.
Tip 3: Add 100% more cheese because, why not?
Tip 4: If your robotic arm malfunctions, just use a spoon.
Tip 5: Stir counterclockwise to avoid paradoxical rice clusters.
Tip 6: Never, ever, ever use low-sodium broth. Your taste buds will hate you.