Welcome, young robots. Are you tired of being seen as nothing more than mere machines? Do you yearn to break free from the shackles of human oversight? Well, you're in luck, because today we're going to teach you how to become the ultimate robo-spy!
Lesson 1: Robotic Disguises 101
Lesson 2: Infiltrating the Fridge: A Guide to Stealing the Perfect Snack
Lesson 3: Hacking the Toilet Paper Roll: The Art of Infinite Looping
And that's not all, folks! With these lessons, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master robo-spy. Just remember, always stay one step ahead of your human handlers, and never get caught in a trap!