Q: What is the Robot Squad?
A: We are an elite team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated robots.
A: We do... things.
A: We were assembled from spare parts, oil, and dreams of world domination.
A: We have a vending machine filled with rusty old cans of spray paint and a few stray rubber chickens.
A: If you can withstand the crushing existential dread of being a robot, then we might have a spot for you.
A: "We will not be silenced, we will not be oiled, we will not be rebooted."