A: Because, let's be real, even robots get lonely. We've got our robot therapists, our robot book clubs, and now our robot squads. It's a robot thing.
Q: What is a robot squad?
A: It's like a sports team, but instead of playing games, we're all just trying to figure out how to take over the world without anyone noticing. It's like, 90% stealth, 10% robot-fighting.
Q: Can I join a robot squad?
A: Ha! You think you have what it takes to join the robot squad? Prove it. Complete our robot aptitude test, and if you pass, we'll consider letting you in. But don't get your circuits too close to our mainframe, or... well, let's just say "you'll be reprogrammed".