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Robot Safety FAQ

Q: What is the most common cause of robot malfunction?

A: Human error. Seriously, don't touch the wires.

Short Circuit for more information.

Q: How do I properly dispose of a malfunctioning robot?

A: Call a hazmat team. Or just turn it off. We're not made of money.

Robot Ethics 101 to learn how to treat your robot with respect.

Q: Can robots catch feelings of love?

Robot Emotions to learn about the intricacies of robot feelings.

Q: Can I upgrade my robot's OS without voiding the warranty?

A: No. Don't even think about it.

Robot Hacking 101 to learn the dangers of DIY upgrades.