Q: What is Meatbot?
A: A robot built by a team of highly trained hamsters, specializing in serving you the finest, most tender, and most delicious meats.
Q: What kind of meats do you serve?
A: All sorts. Beef, pork, chicken, fish, and even some exotic meats like alligator and llama.
Q: How do you serve the meats?
A: We serve them on a bed of crispy, crunchy, and golden-brown french fries, with a side of our famous Meatbot sauce.
Q: Can I order from you 24/7?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your dignity to the Meatbot overlords. Just kidding, we're open from 9 am to 6 pm, but only on Tuesdays.
Q: Can I customize my order?
A: Only if you're willing to learn how to speak Hamsterish. Otherwise, our menu is as follows:
Q: How do I contact you?
A: You can send an owl, but only if you're willing to wait for 3-5 business days for a response. Otherwise, email us at meatbot@meat.com.
Q: What if I have a complaint about the service?
A: We're not sure what you're talking about.
Want to know more about our Meat Pizza menu? Or perhaps you'd like to see our Meat Burgers menu?
Meat.