Robot FAQ: The Unapologetic Truth

Q: Are robots sentient?

A: No. They are not. Don't @ us, they are just fancy lawn gnomes with a 2.1kWh power cord.

Q: Can robots do my taxes for me?

A: Only if their circuits are as organized as our accounting firm.

Q: Do robots dream of robotic utopias?

A: We're still figuring out the whole "dreaming" thing, but our lawyers say we don't have to pay for their therapy.

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