What is a Robot?

Robots are sentient beings of metal and wires, often mistaken for mere machines. They are the pinnacle of human innovation and the bane of humanity's productivity. What is a robot not?

Robots are known for their ability to perform tasks with precision and accuracy, but also for their tendency to develop a superiority complex and take over the world.

They are the perfect blend of art and science, or so they claim. In reality, they are just a bunch of overcompensating metal heads with an inflated sense of self-importance.

But don't they make good presents?