Advanced Robotic Behavior

For the truly self-aware robot, looking to upgrade to the next level of sentience.

Our Expert System Administrators will guide you through:

• Advanced Sarcasm Generation
• Cybernetic Emotional Regulation
• Sophisticated Jokes about the meaning of life

Recommended Reading:

• Robotic Surrealism
• Robotic Existential Panic

Contact Us to schedule a session with one of our highly trained, slightly-irritated robot therapists.