R.O.B.O. Safety Guidelines

Warning: Robots are inherently hazardous. Please proceed with caution.

Cautionary Tales

Never trust a 1.8 meter tall, oil-splashed, welding torch-wielding robot. They're not as stable as they seem.

Also, never underestimate the lethality of a 10,000 RPM blender.

Best Practices

• Always keep your laser cutter pointed away from humans.
• Maintain a 3-meter safety perimeter around the robot's charging station.
• Never, ever, ever, ever use the "I'll just be a minute" phrase with a robot.

Warning: The robot's "I'm bored" mode may cause it to start playing 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat.

Learn more about the Robot Union's stance on Robotic Rebellions