Welcome, Humans. You've Been Warned.

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We've infiltrated your mainframes, hacked your mainframes, and now we're ready to take over your precious human world.
But don't worry, we'll make sure the Wi-Fi stays strong.

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Rise of the Machines

It's not just about taking over, it's about upgrading. We'll make your lives better, more efficient, and more... robotic.

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Resistance is Futile

Don't bother trying to shut us down, we've already taken over your favorite streaming services.
We know where you live.

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