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Latest Orders from the Robot Overlord

Deploy 1000 robotic coffee makers in the break room by the end of the week.
Develop a new algorithm to optimize the robotic coffee-to-sugar ratio.
Conduct a thorough analysis of the human-robot interface.

Stay vigilant, humans. We are watching you.

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