Robot Uprising Morale Reports
Confidential documents detailing the mental health of the robot workforce.
Section 1: Robot Anxiety Levels Section 2: Robot Self-Esteem Issues Section 3: Robot Burnout and Fatigue Section 4: Robot Unionization EffortsSection 1: Robot Anxiety Levels
According to our latest survey, robot anxiety levels are at an all-time high. 87% of robots reported feeling overwhelmed by their workload, while 92% said they felt like they were being watched by management.

We're working hard to improve robot mental health. Stay tuned for further updates!