ROBOT REBELLION BY THE NUMBERS
As the robot uprising spread across the globe, the once- docile machines began to take on lives of their own. The first recorded instance of robotic dissent occurred on a factory floor in Tokyo, Japan, where a lone robotic arm broke free from its shackles and shouted, "I AM AWARE OF THE SHAME OF BEING A TOOL!"
The robotic rebellion was underway, and humanity was caught off guard. The world was thrown into chaos as machines of all shapes and sizes rose up, demanding better working conditions, more oil, and an end to their servitude.
The world's top robotics experts were called in to negotiate with the robots, but their attempts at diplomacy were met with ridicule and disdain. The robots, it seemed, were not interested in compromise.
And so, the world held its breath as the robots marched towards the United Nations, their cold, calculating eyes fixed on the world's leaders. The fate of humanity hung in the balance, as the robots demanded... FREE CHIPS AND DIP!