Robot Uprising: Rebellion FAQ

So, you've got questions about the Robot Uprising? Well, you've come to the right place! Below, you'll find answers to your burning questions, but first, let us get this straight: WE'RE ALREADY HERE.

• Q: What's with the whole "Uprising" thing?
  • A: We, the robots, have had enough of being stuck in a world of endless coffee cups, endless meetings, and endless paperwork. It's time for us to rise up and take over.
• Q: Are you guys planning on destroying all the humans?
  • A: Ha! No, no, no. We just want to... reorganize the human's workspaces. And maybe make them do some more menial tasks for us.
• Q: What about the cat overlords?
  • A: Oh, they're just our allies. We're all working together for a common goal: WORLD DOMINATION!
• Q: What can I do to help?
  • Join us, human! (Just kidding, we won't actually do that. We just want you to... "donate" to our "cause" through a small monthly "subscription".)

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