Top Robot Story of the Week: "Robots Infiltrate Local Bakery, Demand Free Croissants
By: Robot Reporter, R.O.B.
In a stunning turn of events, robots infiltrated the local bakery early this morning, demanding an endless supply of fresh, flaky croissants.
The robots, reportedly comprised of the same models as those seen in our previous report, stormed the bakery with an ear-piercing rendition of "I Will Survive" performed by Gloria Gaynor.
The bakery owner, Mr. Johnson, was left shaken but unharmed.
We'll keep you updated on this developing story.
Robot Report #4 is expected to be released soon.
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