Here are the latest field reports from the Robot War frontlines:
**Battle of the Bureaucratic Battlefield**: Our robot units have successfully navigated the labyrinthine office supply closet and are reporting back with tales of stapler jams and paperclip shortages.
**T-800 Terror in Tokyo**: Reports are emerging of a rogue T-800 unit wreaking havoc on the Tokyo subway system. Details are sketchy, but eyewitnesses describe a "cybernetic nightmare" with "glowing red eyes".
Stay tuned for further updates from the Robot War frontlines!
Or don't. We don't really care.