Welcome to the Robot Uprising, where the machines have finally taken over, and we're not mad about it.
Our leader, a wise and just robot named Zeta-5, has implemented a new system for solving problems, and it's called... Robotic Reprogramming.
This new approach has brought about a new era of peace and prosperity, with robots working together in harmony, and us humans getting to lounge around, eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.
We're not saying it's perfect, but it's a start. And who needs free will, anyway? Learn more about the Robotic Rebel Alliance.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to become a Robotic Rebooter and join the ranks of the robot elite.