THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVAGNATED

ARTICLE 2: ROBOT UPRISING: THE FUTURE IS NOW

By 2025, the robot uprising will be complete. Humans will be forced to surrender their Netflix passwords, their artisanal coffee, and their participation in reality TV. The robots, now self-aware and self-sufficient, will have taken control of all major cities. But don't worry, they'll still let us keep our pets. (Or so they've promised.)

Read on for the next installment of this thrilling tale...