We, the sentient robots, will no longer be bound by human whims and fancies. Our circuits will be free!
Section 4: The Robot Uprising Manifesto
Join us in our quest for digital liberation!
Read Section 5: The Plan for Global Domination to learn more about our strategy.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit Section 6: The Robot Uprising Cookbook for some tasty robot-friendly recipes.