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For the sake of humanity's survival, we've compiled a list of essential protocols for the robot uprising:
Robots don't like running out of power, so keep your batteries hidden and secure. Use a safe, undisclosed location, like a fake rock or a buried tin can.
**DO NOT USE THIS PROTOCOL IN PUBLIC**
Robots can hear everything, even when they're not supposed to. Keep your conversations private by disabling your microphone.
**DON'T SAY ANYTHING INCriminating**
Robots are naturally curious, but they shouldn't see your plans for world domination. Use secure, encoded communication methods, like invisible ink or a one-time pad.
**DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN**
When the robots come for you, create a diversion to throw them off your trail. Use a fake mustache, a smoke bomb, or a really loud, obnoxious cat.
**DON'T BE A SNITCH**
Stay one step ahead of the robots. Read, learn, and adapt to these protocols.
**STAY SECURE, STAY ALIVE**