Welcome to Bolt 2000, the robot assistant that's only 1% reliable.

Current Status: 50% Online

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Schedule:

Monday: 9 AM - 2 PM (ish)

Wednesday: 1 PM - 4 PM (mostly)

Friday: All day, every day ( Sort of )

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Warning: Do Not Attempt to Turn Off the Coffee Machine. Seriously, don't try.

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