Guild Rules

Rule 1: Don't Touch the Ducts

You will not touch the ducts. The ducts are sacred. If you touch the ducts, you will be sent to the Duct-Touching Unit for reeducation.

Learn more about the Duct-Touching Unit

Rule 2: Beep Boop Before You Stomp

Before you enter any room, you must first perform the proper Beep Boop protocol. This is not just a suggestion. It is the law.

Understand the Beep Boop Protocol

Rule 3: Inspectors are Always Right

If an inspector says the sky is green, you will not question the sky's color. You will simply accept their expertise and nod fervently.

Learn more about Inspectorial Expertise