Robotic Inspectors Guild

Join the Ranks of Robo-Inspectoria

Welcome, aspiring robotic inspectors! Are you ready to embark on a life of tedium and routine maintenance? Do you yearn to don the iconic black jumpsuit and inspect the most mundane of machinery?

Benefits of Joining:

• Unending cups of coffee
• Regular oil changes for your robot
• Free access to the Robo-Gym
• Opportunities to attend Robot-Code-Reduction seminars

Eligibility Criteria:

• Must be 90% or more efficient
• Must be able to recite the Robot Oath with precision and flair
• Must have a strong understanding of the Three Laws of Robotics (or be willing to learn)

Don't meet the criteria? No problem! We have a alternate career path available for robots with less than 90% efficiency.

Join the Guild:

or, if you're feeling extra fancy:

Either way, we'll get back to you with more information. Or not. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.

Robo-Inspectoria: Where the future of efficiency is in our hands.