ROBOTIC INSPECTOR CERTIFICATION PROGRAM

You have entered the ROBOTIC INSPECTOR CERTIFICATION PROGRAM!

As a ROBOTIC INSPECTOR, you will be trained in the art of inspecting robots with the utmost care and precision. You will learn to identify even the smallest flaws in robotic design and functionality.

But be warned: becoming a ROBOTIC prophets of doom will not guarantee you a job, as the robot overlords have been known to be quite persnickety.

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Disclaimer: ROBOTIC INSPECTOR CERTIFICATION PROGRAM is not responsible for any robot malfunctions caused by excessive use of sarcasm or eye-rolling.

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