We specialize in creating illogical policies, inconsistent procedures, and unorthodox practices that will leave you questioning your sanity.
Our team of expert Inspectors will review and approve any and all applications, ensuring that everything is completely and utterly arbitrary.
Some popular services we offer include:
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