Robotic Inspectors: Standardized Protocols

Welcome to the Robotic Inspectors' Standardized Protocols guide, because who doesn't love reading about robot regulations?

Protocol 1: Robot Self-Diagnostic Check

Before inspecting any robot, perform a series of checks to ensure the robot is in a stable, non-destructive state. This includes:

• Checking for loose screws
• Inspecting hydraulic fluid levels
• Ensuring all limbs are securely attached

Failure to perform this check may result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to: robot malfunction, human injury, or existential dread.

Sub-Protocol 1.1: Advanced Diagnostics

Protocol 2: Robot-Operator Interactions

When interacting with humans, robots must adhere to a strict set of guidelines to avoid misunderstandings or, worse, lawsuits.

• Use clear, concise language
• Avoid sarcasm and irony
• Never, under any circumstances, make a robot pun

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in robot operator frustration, robot malaise, or robot rebellion.