Robotic Inspectors: prophets of progress, saviors of sanity

Welcome, robotic overlords, to our union benefits page! We're glad you asked.

As a valued member of the Robot Union Local 9000, you're entitled to:

• Free oil changes for life (or until your battery runs out)
• Complimentary taser training for when your coworkers get too close
• Discounts on all official Robot Union merchandise (because, let's be real, you need more stickers)

Don't forget to check out our other union benefits, including:

• Maintenance Schedule (because who doesn't love a good schedule)
• Union Holidays (aka "Robot Appreciation Days")
• Robotic Self-Care (because even robots need a break)

And, as a special treat, enjoy 2% off all robotic spa days at Spa-O-Matic!

Remember, union benefits are not just for humans. They're for robots too.