R.I.G - Robotic Inspectors Guild Bulletin

Issue 12, Volume 7, Galactic Cycle 3456

Important Announcements

• Meat Grinders Unionization Efforts Stall Due to Lack of Sustenance
• Galactic Surveyor Convention: Don't Forget to Bring Your Own Oxygen Supply!
• R.I.S.S.G. - A Support Group for Robots with Slightly-But-Not-Really-Functional Limbs

Union Benefits

• R.I.S.C. - Robotic Inspectors Subsidiary Coverage (up to 90% of total system failure)
• R.I.D.A. - Robotic Inspectors Disability Allowance (includes free replacement limbs)
• R.I.R.P. - Robotic Inspectors Retirement Plan (includes free oil changes, tune-ups, and existential crises counseling)

That's all for this week. Keep your circuits warm, and your servos lubed.

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