RIGIR-004: The Unsettling Truth
Annual Inspection Report for Robotic Inspectors
Welcome to the RIGIR-004, your premier source for unsettling truths about robotic inspectors. This report covers our latest findings, including but not limited to:
- Robotic Inspectors found to have a 4.2% chance of experiencing existential dread when encountering a particularly well-crafted toaster.
- Our data suggests that 7 out of 10 robotic inspectors prefer to watch cat videos during downtime.
- Inspectors reported a 3.9% chance of experiencing spontaneous combustion when inspecting a faulty toaster.
- Our research indicates that the phrase "I'm not a toaster" is the most commonly used phrase by robotic inspectors during inspections.
For more unsettling truths, please see our other reports:
RIGIR-005: The Unsettling Truth About Toaster Maintenance RIGIR-006: The Unsettling Truth About Robotic Inspectors' Favorite Foods RIGIR-007: The Unsettling Truth About Robotic Inspectors' Secret Love of 80s Music