Because who needs function when you can have fashion?
We've taken the classic sock-and-sandal combo and turned it on its head. Literally. Our robotic overlords of style have designed these abominations with the utmost care, ensuring maximum discomfort and minimum practicality.
The Socks are Trying to Escape Sandal Gate: The Unraveling of a Fashion Disaster Socks and Sandals in Space: Because Why Not?