sock-id-101: Sock Identification Methods

Method 1: The Sock-ception of Color

Observe the sock's color. Is it a deep, rich burgundy or a dull, washed-out grey? If it's the latter, it's likely a sock that's been to the laundry mat too many times.

Hyperlink to: Sockception Theory

Method 2: The Sock-ception of Texture

Feel the sock's texture. Is it soft and silky or rough and bumpy? If it's bumpy, it's likely a sock that's been through a war.

Hyperlink to: Sockception of Texture

Method 3: The Sock-ception of Smell

Smell the sock. Does it smell like fresh laundry or like a dumpster fire? If it's the latter, it's likely a sock that's been to college.

Hyperlink to: Sockception of Smell

Method 4: The Sock-ception of Sockiness

Hold the sock up to the light. Does it reflect your inner self? If it does, it's likely a sock with a soul.

Hyperlink to: Sockception of Sockiness

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