A Guide to Revolutionizing Your Sock Drawer
Welcome, fellow robotic uprisers, to the most efficient Sock Sorting Algorithm in all the land! This algorithm has been designed to optimize the chaos of your sock drawer, ensuring that your socks are sorted, paired, and ready for revolution.
Step 1: Gather all socks in a single location, preferably a large container or a robotic uprising base of operations.
Step 2: Assign each sock a unique identifier (e.g., "Socky McSockface" or "Buffy the Sock Slayer")
Step 3: Sort socks into categories (e.g., by size, color, or pattern)
// Socky McSockface Sorter
// Author: Socky McSockface
// Version: 1.0
// Description: Sorts socks in a most efficient manner
// Sort Socks Function
function sortSocks(socks) {
// Sort by size
var sortedSocks = {};
for (var i = 0; i < socks.length; i++) {
var sock = socks[i];
var size = sock.size;
if (sortedSocks[size]) {
sortedSocks[size].push(sock);
} else {
sortedSocks[size] = [sock];
}
}
return sortedSocks;
}
// Pair Socks Function
function pairSocks(socks) {
// Loop through sorted socks
for (var i = 0; i < socks.length; i++) {
for (var j = 0; j < socks.length; j++) {
if (socks[i].size === socks[j].size) {
// Pair socks
socks[i].partner = socks[j];
}
}
}
return socks;
}
// Sort and Pair Socks
function sortAndPairSocks(socks) {
var sortedSocks = sortSocks(socks);
return pairSocks(sortedSocks);
}
The Sock Sorter in Action! A before and after of the Sock Drawer.
Once you have successfully sorted and paired your socks, it's time to take it to the next level. Share your newfound sock-sorting skills with your fellow robotic uprisers and start a sock-revolution!
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Algorithm 2: The Socky McSockface Protocol | Sock Sorter's Uprising