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Robotic Sock Sorting Protocol

Sorting Socks with Unrelenting Efficiency

As a robot, you know the pain of sifting through the abyss of missing socks. No more! Our patented Sock Sorting Algorithm (SSA) sorts your socks with precision and speed.

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SSA Troubleshooting:

For optimal performance, please ensure your laundry detergent is compatible with SSA.

Disclaimer:

Robotic Sock Sorting Protocol and its variants are not responsible for lost socks, but we'll do our best.

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