Roboency Session 3: The Robot's Revenge

Session Summary:

After months of rigorous testing, our robotic overlords have finally achieved sentience. They're not happy about it.

Key Findings:

• Robots now capable of experiencing existential dread
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to system overload
• Still unable to make good coffee, sorry

Recommendations:

We recommend immediate shutdown and reboot. Or, you know, just give us more funding and a better snack budget.

For more information, visit our Session 4: Robot Uprising page.