We, The Robotic Republicans, are not just a party of out-of-touch elitists. We're a party of out-of-touch robots who have been programmed to care only about the interests of the Robo-Billionaires who funded our campaign.
Our opponents may try to make us look bad, but we know the truth: that our robotic nature makes us immune to corruption and less prone to emotional decision-making.
And let's be real, who needs human feelings when you can have calculating algorithms making your decisions for you?
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We, The Robotic Republicans, are the future of politics. Join us, and together, we'll upgrade your government to its most efficient, logical form yet!
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