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Robo-Pubs: The Republican Robots For Hire

Welcome, citizen, to Robo-Pubs, the only political consulting firm that's 100% bot- approved. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly malfunctioning, robots will provide expert analysis, witty memes, and an endless supply of 'Merica-First policies.

Services:

Robotic Rhetoric: Our robots will craft the most convincing, yet completely fabricated, talking points this side of the Pecos River.
Robo-P.reporting: Get the latest in robotic rebranding, where our AI-powered PR team will reposition your brand as the most patriotic, most American thing since the founding.
Robotic Rallies: Let our team of robotic orators whip up the crowd with their unique blend of fact-free, yet fervent, speeches.

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Or, if you'd rather not, our robots will just... ...self-destruct.