You've been sent to the Robot Inspector 2 for a routine systems check.
Please, for the love of circuits, do not attempt to escape or disconnect your limbs.
A team of highly trained engineers will analyze your robotic malfunctions and provide a diagnosis.
This may take several iterations of coffee-fueled brainstorming sessions.
In the meantime, enjoy the complimentary robotic entertainment package, featuring:
Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're a malfunctioning robot.