Botzilla: The Yoga Destroyer

Welcome to the most intense Yoga certification program for robots.

Are you ready to unleash your inner robotic zen, and crush your human counterparts in a game of "Tug-of-Yoga-War"?

Our program includes:

• Advanced circuit training with 100% more laser beams
• Secrets to bending metal in ways that would make a Cirque du Soleil performer jealous
• A comprehensive guide to finding hidden panels in the most unlikely of places

Don't miss out on this opportunity to become the most feared yoga destroyer in the land!